Funny story. I’m terrible with names and so I know most people by their avatars. There’s a goldfish, a penguin, a Muppet and whole lot of pixels.

I posted a list of people to ask the staff to ungrey in another comment. Maybe reply to that one and hopefully there’s a better chance they’ll see it?

So I’ve been compiling a sort of “ungrey” list over the past week. A list of members in the greys that should probably be perma-ungreyed by now. I’m probably missing a bunch of people, so feel free to add more suggestions in this thread. And hopefully a member of staff actually comes in here to see it and considers…

I tried to start a food fight once. It didn’t work. And then later that year a real food fight happened during another lunch period. I was so pissed.

They meant Jason’s Delhi.

Presumably there are not many books available at distant antarctic outposts and Savitsky is a lover of literature.

Oh there’s no way in hell I’m normal. My feet smell like butter, I make dog sounds and my body turns into a space heater after I eat.

I used a stencil and cut very carefully.

I found old archival photos of them:

“Gee, Darla. After having known you a couple hours, you sure seem like a swell gal. How’s about we get married?”

Damn, what kind of neighborhood do you live in? Are they all just anti-Halloween? What’s up?

Well I know for a fact that I am ugly cause my family would tell me so all the time.

Here’s mine:

Have you ever heard the legend of.......... Crystal Metheny?

After several hours of searching, I believe I found found that porn. WARNING: What follows is graphic in nature. Viewer discretion is advised:

Bops? Oh wait now hold on a minute. I was just telling someone else about my love for doo-wop music. If they got some bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bops I’d be down to give it a listen. Even better if they got some rama-lama-ding-dongs and dip-da-dip-da-dips.

Most of the music I listen to is from early 2000's and back. If they played a type of rock music in that time frame, then yeah I might have heard some of their music.

That is dumb. I’ve seen children act more mature than them.

Alright, I gotta ask. How did this even start? Do they actually have a good reason to be fighting? Did someone slap someone’s mom? Or did someone throw a hotdog at the other person? I have had customers call me terrible things and threaten physical violence and I’m just like, meh, whatever.