So I’m coming up with some potential titles for my book. Working title was just “The Epic of Rico”. Boring, but always meant as a placeholder. I think I’ve narrowed it down to one, but not sure exactly the word order I want to go with:

My nieces and nephews played Just Dance a lot. Many of those songs are forever in my mind.

First Thought: Pump Up The Jam!!! Pump it up, a little more. Get yo booty movin on the dance floor.

Do you carry swords in your pocket?

There are a lot of factors to consider there. Do the inside parts ACTUALLY take up the entire volume? Or is the overall size of the phone primarily dependent upon the screen size instead? I don’t make these things, so I can’t answer that.

I don’t think they should cost more than larger sizes though, or just because they’re pink.

I have a dream. That everyone will have pockets as big as mine.

I have an idea: Small phones colored pink! And we can charge more than the regular ones cause...... umm..... pink paint. /sarcasm

“We all want something beautiful

Cute nose...

“Excuse me, I think this voting machine is broken?”

I got an image in my head of someone motor-boating a book. Thank you for this gift.

Off topic for a moment: I liked to smell new Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Young me thought the smelled a little like pickle juice.

Activision-Blizzard. The assholes that shoved a fist full of anti-consumer fuckery up the asses of various games including all the recent Call of Duty games and Overwatch. They registered a patent to psychologically manipulate players into spending more money. They paywall the ability to purchase things behind…

Never pre-order.

Most gaming publishers are fucking despicable. EA, 2K, Activision-Blizzard, etc.

Christ on a dildo-bike. What the hell, Apple.

A song about man puppets? Here’s my personal favorite:

Brick throwing campaigns

“There’s a negativity around them because predominantly they’re female,”