kingwolf
kingwolf
kingwolf

Kanye West has a new song.

That was the one and only mission where I had a character permanently die. AND THEN HIS WIFE JOINED MY SQUAD! I felt so damn bad about that. But he died at the last couple seconds of the battle and I didn’t want to restart.

Could be a squeaky peen as well.

he gets nothing.

They literally just took a f2p monetization model and put it into full priced sports games. Might as well just make the damn thing free. Or they can take the bullshit microtransaction out.

Here’s an idea: Why not just make sports games free to play?

I haven’t bought a sports game since.... shit, I don’t remember. Sometime back in the early 2000's.

They pull one dildo out of your ass while leaving 12 more in there and expect you to be grateful.

His brother is actually the Green Goblin. It all makes sense now!

Some people find it romantic I guess.

she dumped him “to go with [his] brother.”

I try to use my stupidity for goodness and joy whenever possible.

Oh my. I almost started a troll war.

It’s a joke, calm down. Let’s all calm down now guys.

GolddiggingMcSlut is a confirmed troll account. Automatically dismiss their replies and ignore them.

I have one of those plants with the flowers that open at night time. I have no idea where it came from. Got a freakin ninja gardener or something in my neighborhood.

BUNNY!

That’s awesome, sounds like good timing too. I also like my boss, but I don’t think I could ever date her. Like, even if I moved to a better position at another pharmacy or hospital. “Hey, since we don’t work together anymore would you go out on a date with me?”

It’s normal for things to be awkward with a new partner the first time with them. It takes time to get used to each other in that way.

Perhaps an imaginary rival?