OH! But then where’d she get the $600 figure from? This makes less sense now.

Now that will get the money rolling in.

I’ve never been in one, so I wouldn’t know.

It’s probably exaggerated, but not too far off. A quick search shows the current average income for strippers is 70k-100k. So a dancer at a high end type of club like Playboy is probably earning a lot more from the rich clientele.

I highly doubt the woman would actually want to go.

it ended in 1988

Which likely means 40 husband and wife couples.

many of her friends went on to be “entrepreneurs, scientists, [and] architects.” ......we were 18 years old, going to school and launching careers,” she told the Times. “And it was fun.”

Actually, Jessica Price has a history of being a terrible person. Don’t try to defend her. You will embarrass yourself.

And if it’s fake.......... It’s DETACHABLE!!! Oh my god!

Eh, I’d say “Use with caution” or something like that. Like, I never post anything about my job on any social media at all.

I accounted for that as well in a comment further down. Didn’t think a Scooby-Doo joke would be taken seriously, but eh, whatever.

made our palms sweat

“Regarding conversations about this, we need to emphasize that no matter how heated a discussion, we expect Rioters to act with respect,” perhaps a reference to Klein’s “manbabies” tweet.

I really wish Konami would sell all the IP’s their not using. Or at least license them with reasonable terms.

Riot asked some employees representing Riot not to publicly engage with the controversy

Stunt cocks are common.

...Is the punchline fair cloth?

I thought they were burning the fur products. Like, just sell those items at deep discounts instead of burning them.