She's 18???

Yeah I couldn't remember who did that. That always perplexed me too.

If you don't want screwups like this, maybe don't have children do it?

It's way better not knowing the joke.

Maybe a jacket with a red Canadian maple leaf on it?

Holy fuck did that guy move fast.

Agreed. Besides the inherent funniness of the word "dong" this sketch had nothing. Not nearly as funny as do it in my twin bed.

Do it man, you deserve it!

Same age, same results. Although I guess I do still spend on entertainment (NFL & MLS season tickets).

Foles?

Can't blame him too much. Nobody would expect a hop like that after rolling flat for that long.

You're not serious right? I don't think season tickets generally include tickets to each road game.

Weak. That's about 7 games (+ 2 preseason) short of season tickets.

Yeah I've never coached or anything but as a former sometimes d-man, I know I would've been raked across the coals for that kind of stick wave defense.

Yeah sorry, that's all I can see on goals like these.

Play the man dammit!

+1 It certainly could be worse but those are some massive disclaimers there.

It does. He initially makes a move like he's going to engage Killorn just over the goal line and then makes a quick left turn towards the boards. Not enough time for Killorn to react.

Because Chicago is the epitome of above board politics.