kingsleybangwell
Kingsley Bangwell
kingsleybangwell

“I’m embarrassed for OBJ—making it about himself with that GLORY HOLE...”

The stunt, known as the “bullet catch”, debuted in 2010 and consist of Blaine firing a rifle at his own head and catching the bullet in a metal cup inside his mouth.

Short and sweet is the way to go with retirement statements. For instance, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had the occasion to use “You can’t fire me — I quit!”

That’s fantastic, although I wish he would have told fuckface Goodell to ICE UP SON.

Meanwhile I’m insured through Obamacare and pregnant and terrified. Thanks a lot, assholes.

Future generations of NFL fans may not know which team circles their wagons best. I envy them.

At some point we should, without caterwauling or fruitlessly micro-managing, just let Duke be Duke, i.e. lose as an over-hyped #2 seed to #15 Syrup Country League Champion Western Vermont State in the 1st round of the NCAA Tournament.

Not true. Kobe sometimes put his balls in the wrong place.

oh labra! urine corrigable!

Come on JaVale. You can’t come up with a better comeback than that?

I would trust a guy named poop_break on this topic.

By the way, I think we’ve all had that moment where you go to take a shit in a stall somewhere in parts unknown, and there’s no hook for your jacket. In fact, there’s no place at all for your jacket: no shelf, no sink, not even a doorknob to use. Where the fuck do you put your jacket then?

It’s a process very similar to the email of the week.

I eat peanut shells, sunflower seed husks, AND kiwi skins and I vote.

Southern style boiled peanuts, no contest, fight me.

I know this isn’t news, but some Jackoff copied your post to Reddit.

Because white people.

I’d rather watch two pigeons fight over a cigarette butt in the park.