Barry. Switzer.

I’m sure it didn’t make the timing cutoff, but Madeleine’s Becoming Ugly essay deserves a spot on here too. That hit me (as I’m sure with most everyone who read it) right in my core in a way few pieces of writing have.

Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

Rex will be back on his feet in no time!

Wow, BOTH Ryans. This is a great weight off of the Bills shoulders.

I can’t blame Nelson for wanting to stay on one side. You saw what happened to the last Viking who was fond of the switch.

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

Chad?????????

Just so I am clear. You are putting an anonymous Kinja commenter on one side of the scale. You put the President Elect of the United States (the next in line for the most powerful position in the world) on the other side of the scale. You find each one committing the same offense and your conclusion is “oh well, both…

So I was a vegetarian for many years for moral reasons, and people always liked to sort of pick fights with me about it along the lines of “well you don’t eat meat, BUT I BET YOU EAT SKITTLES AND THEY’RE MADE WITH HORSE BONES*” or “UR SHOES HAVE LEATHER IN THEM I BET” or whatever. Which, I mean, they aren’t wrong, but…

We don’t use Wordpress at any stage of putting stuff on our website, which is not a Wordpress site. Our site is a Kinja site.

Anyone but Marchman.

I got a new job, you guys. This is the final post of “subtlename-notatwork”

People say this every year, like with SNL. Go watch a ‘99 Browns game and see if it’s much better

Will you give it up already

That’s what I tell my wife when she thinks I dutch oven.

Owners to Draymond during negotiations:

One is a pinnacle of artistic achievement in my opinion; the other is a movie where Buster Keaton did a really intricate stunt.