A gay man puts a ring on his beard as quickly as humanly possible.

KC Star’s photographer caught the moment, and it’s just as glorious in freeze frame:

Uh, the Lions? Every game they’ve won has been a fourth quarter comeback

Janoris: “Your wife is ugly. Your dad is a murderer.”

I can’t wait until Jordan Matthews gets his turn.

My gut says maybe she didn’t ACTUALLY expect Trump to win, and now that he has she is having a crisis of conscience. ?

Go to hell.

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

I feel the need to make the same comment on all of these stories. Because I think the greater context of this is being lost a little bit in the ridiculousness of these scandals. But I’m going to say it again anyway, because it’s really important. The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals last year.

Sounds like someone’s gunning for a cabinet position.

I wonder if Drew is

“How did you do it Adrian?” 

“I just whipped my kids myself into shape and then beat them for good measure beat the odds.”

I’m skeptical of that early return date. It’s not like the behavior of his injured leg is controlled by a switch.

I really thought you were talking about your aldermen.

Fisher’s response?

When my daughter was 4, she was making a verbal list of things she was thankful for. This quote was in the middle of the list:

That list is better than Marchman's cereal list. Sign her up for a full time spot.