I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

According to the complaints, one of the players got into an argument with the woman, Shareese Asparagus, 22, of West Chester...

Really cannot believe that this moronic and otherwise immature meme is affecting the minds of young children in our society. It's not something that should be encou-AND THE PUNT IS BLOCKED!

OK, this is truly disturbing. From the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette:

Those appear to be yearbook photos rather than mug shots, so who knows what the victim actually pulled off. Mr. Ford has definitely been hit in the face by something though, even if it is only the ugly stick.

Gee, what a surprise. They're all wearing ties.

And for those who enjoy watching white guys be really mean to each other, you can pop over to /b/ and observe about 100 death threats/hour.

It also looks like Dunham and Driver were pasted into an intersection in front of Manhattan's Flatiron building. A shot we received shows her in a similar pose on his shoulders — but not in the same location. Doesn't matter — Vogue puts you where it wants you to be!