being known mostly for less than topical celeb impressions(owen wilson; its like that's funny but who cares) and racist tweets (all black men are scary eek!) does not a popular recurring character make. i think most of us can't wait 'til we never have to see her again i.e. next season.

hey thanks! its alotta work kinda

oh boy
sentient salad

test
>i make fart noises with my mouth<

"My sense of that is that that character's arc was meant to be a reference to Scatman Crothers's character in The Shining"

upbaths! happy! unnnnnnn!!!!

SNL im putting you on notice: next month YOU ARE NOT TO PERFORM ONE SINGLE MUSICAL SKETCH
not one. you went way overboard with that shit this week and you need to take a timeout. knock it off.

is there a gas leak where you are?

to be accused implies there is an accuser and all we have right now are a few people saying "i've heard things." no victim has come forward and no witness of him victimizing has come forward.

comparing the hearsay and rumor about ck to the ACTUAL allegations of affleck's abuse from ACTUAL people is irresponsible and in poor taste. could you please wait until an actual witness comes forward before shitting all over him? no? fine. fuck you.

"my memory isn't… what's the word… dishes." > "I think you ruptured my spleen"
dishes will remain with me eternally. #sacred

oh god not the village. this where m went completely off the rails with the whole severe plot twist device and unintentionally satirizes himself. my buddy and i saw it in the theater. when the big reveal comes, i remember the audience collectively groaned. they were not pleased but my buddy and i were legit pissed off…

how's bragging camp going?

is it *literally* the tentpole though, really? can i see your pics of this literal tentpole? never talk.

khandi alexander and her great range. starting out girl scout, stopping on a dime and hitting the super sexy crime queenpin … too cool for school. nice pull, thomas!

i respect oliver platt but i wouldn't want to use the bathroom after him.

most racist city he's been to would seem to indicate he experienced racism while in your city not that boston is known for a culture of racism. personally, i've never heard about your city having a racist feel and i'm 35 with many friends who have visited there or fully relocated there.

>quinn never did sketches
effeminate chandler like yooo-hooooo

did you fall asleep or did you pass out?

i only laughed twice. once when bobby and bayer broke, obviously. the other time was when octavia called out beck pissing himself. based on the tone of sticky buns prior, i was definitely expecting further delving into absurdity but her caustic exclamation coupled with the visual of the pee leg was just way dirtier…