I would have loved to take those calls from the complex shortly thereafter...

This reminded me of one of those clickbait articles someone posted on facebook and I pretty much lost my shit over.

I love that they dressed up the candy on the package to look like the typical PSL hipster.

That’s a bummer to hear but it’s also been 15 years so I’m sure it’s a whole new staff. I will tell you Rick the owner is a super nice guy and really loves his customers.

836 hours

Looks like it’s based off the same tech in those Star Wars Battle Pods (which are hilariously fun)

I find it hilarious how Destiny posts bring out a bunch of people who’ve never played the game or hate it with the fire of 1000 suns to come out of the woodwork.

I’m trying really hard to resist this $110 purchase and you guys keep pulling me back in

AHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Me and a few others I play with really would like a windmill breakdance emote, and if they open up the rest of the commands, a few breakdances we can string together.

But hey enjoy the free content throughout the year the rest of us paid for.

Yup that last one did for me... I’m a week from being let go at my job...

Java Man, excellent stuff. All the baked goods are made daily at his diner a few blocks away too.

The people from the valley that come to the beach wearing sweaters when its 76 out

Oh like that time I went to a party the day Hello Nasty from the Beastie Boys came out and woke up 12 hours later with bloody hands.

Seriously they were a blast, I loved all of my customers, especially the massage therapist from across the street that looked like Pamela Anderson (prime years). One of our regulars was one of the evil white guy characters from the blaxploitation films of the 70s.

While I appreciate a good cupping, this is what’s wrong with the world now.

I told the egg white story in the comments a long time ago, and one of her ways of getting me to make one was telling the server she was a food critic.