Java Man, excellent stuff. All the baked goods are made daily at his diner a few blocks away too.

The people from the valley that come to the beach wearing sweaters when its 76 out

You need a car here in Vegas... But I’d happily take a nice high paying Bay Area job and fly from here a few days a week. Who’s hiring?

Oh like that time I went to a party the day Hello Nasty from the Beastie Boys came out and woke up 12 hours later with bloody hands.

Seriously they were a blast, I loved all of my customers, especially the massage therapist from across the street that looked like Pamela Anderson (prime years). One of our regulars was one of the evil white guy characters from the blaxploitation films of the 70s.

While I appreciate a good cupping, this is what’s wrong with the world now.

I told the egg white story in the comments a long time ago, and one of her ways of getting me to make one was telling the server she was a food critic.

“accidentally”

This is where the phrase “BITCH BEGONE” comes into play.

I feel like Pinkham should frame this post and put it on his wall because if just one person learns to be a better food service customer because of this he’s done a holy thing.

I am thoroughly convinced I worked near or with one of the writers of the Office at some point in the early nineties.

I LOVE ALL OF YOU

OH HELL NO

Is she in the monogrammed thermos industry?

A recently deceased person if it was me being pummeled...

I think it’s more where they’ve been buying their coffee that rewarded shitty behavior. The place I worked at everyone was super nice.

I am really starting to feel like my year as a barista in Hermosa Beach, CA was the luckiest time of my life.

Well it sounded like it could have been one of several options and the girl declined to be specific when approached with the available options.