ME FIRST

Those cava ladies are my kind of chicks...

Every single comment so far has been a gem and you’re all shining stars in the otherwise bleak vista of working on a Saturday...

I want this unlockable in a new Burnout game

Even better was where I grew up there were several aavocado trees on every block in the front yards, ie free avocados.

That’s because peas in guac is stupid and makes no sense and the flavor profile is so wrong it’s baffling how anyone came to that conclusion...

Pineapple can be good on burgers or pizza, but have to paired with the right ingredients.

It’s the thought of the textures that’s really getting to me... ugh

Much less drench random ass handsets in liquid? You know how hard that shit is to acquire in large amounts?

OK, I won’t burn it down... Yet

As a middle aged dad I am...

Actually that makes me mad... It’s bad enough how criminally overpriced guac can be but when they give you a finger food portion I want to start hitting things.

I knew your father, I fought with him in the Queso Wars.

All of you are fantastic

I always preferred the “Gangs putting LSD on payphone handsets because they’re out to get you” thing.

Sierra Nevada makes this seasonal Barelywine every year called Bigfoot that can be either horrifying or fantastic depending on the batch. Hits like a truck too at like 10.8% APV.

I just think sweet and guac are not a good mix, but that’s why I can’t decide if I am horrified or interested.

It’s a raid that really doesn’t allow for “carries” right now which is unfortunately what we’ve been attempting all week...

It’s not even his final form...