It’s the thought of the textures that’s really getting to me... ugh

Much less drench random ass handsets in liquid? You know how hard that shit is to acquire in large amounts?

OK, I won’t burn it down... Yet

As a middle aged dad I am...

Actually that makes me mad... It’s bad enough how criminally overpriced guac can be but when they give you a finger food portion I want to start hitting things.

I knew your father, I fought with him in the Queso Wars.

All of you are fantastic

I always preferred the “Gangs putting LSD on payphone handsets because they’re out to get you” thing.

Sierra Nevada makes this seasonal Barelywine every year called Bigfoot that can be either horrifying or fantastic depending on the batch. Hits like a truck too at like 10.8% APV.

I just think sweet and guac are not a good mix, but that’s why I can’t decide if I am horrified or interested.

It’s a raid that really doesn’t allow for “carries” right now which is unfortunately what we’ve been attempting all week...

It’s not even his final form...

I had a business plan together to do something here in Vegas but it fell through and then a proper theater chain picked up the location.

Where is this magical brewery? I want to make a pilgrimage there.

God damned, I remember the xray shit starting when I was a kid and having the mandatory candy inspection.

Is it white or some yellow bullshit with spinach?

Fuck them...