I’m on a dating site right now and it’s 99% bots, unfortunately...

And this is why you’re told they won’t take walkups or people getting out of their vehicles...

GIT REKT BEYOTCH

correct/wrong

My target had about 200 people line up, and then only let in 10 at a time so if you weren’t at the front there was nothing left.

They made a big deal saying only 2 per product per customer, but in reality they didn’t even have that much on hand... I ended up leaving with the Blu Ray of the OT, a nerf gun and a coloring…

when you succeed at failing is it a success or a failure?

I’m not cheap... (⌐■_■)

It didn’t make the cut but for your reading pleasure:

let the hate flow through you and complete your journey to the dark side...

Lando and Leia?

Welp now I want to buy this game, it looks fun as hell. Those tag moves are hilarious.

AHA, let me know if you didn’t get it. Sent it from work email.

As someone who just had a 10 year relationship ended because my ex felt we were too close and friendly, so her friends introduced her to someone to see on the side, FUCK THIS GUY.

I’m in Vegas, we got some good eats and all, but that fuckin’ burger.. wow

I went from being a chef to the car business, I’m a masochist apparently...

OMG WHERE WHAR?!

YAS

CAJUN FRIES MOTHER FUCKERS!