I’m sorry, but if my 21 month old baby was being a little fussy, and it was raining outside and the place had a fairly noisy ambient sound and some psycho came up and screamed at my baby and threw shit at me I don’t know I’d wait to find out who the eff it is and likely pin them down and ask someone to call the cops…

SO

THAT should be the byline for BCO...

I’ve been on both sides of this as a chef, or server and as a parent.

almost unheard of really, like a uniarwhal

I’ve now switched to the kid’s side...

Pardon my french, but fuck that bitch...

NO SOUP FOR YOU

Was it the best food you ever had?

Yeah but you tell people straight up, not say your food is on the way and three hours later say nope it just grew wings and flew out the door, but we’ll remake it, whoops, kitchen’s closed a few more hours later.

yes

Coming this Summer...

That’s funny, I know I used to get phone calls for a video store Quentin Tarantino worked at after his appearance on the Tonight Show promoting Reservoir Dogs. It was a few blocks from my house and one number off.

Unfortunately you’re right, but yeah you have to keep it in there with the call the next afternoon. That really was the cherry on the sundae of that story. It was good enough that they just told them the kitchen’s closed after a few hours.

THIS...

I just can’t even the madness that was occurring at the Chinese restaurant that day, I almost wish we had someone who was working there that day with their perspective.

These really are all WTF territory, but that last one brought me joy. I’m still trying to figure out how the food blew out the door and they just decided oh well they’re not getting food...

HAHA Well I ment like Lady and the Tramp Disney dumpster, but even better...

The sauerkraut is going to be a problem...