Pardon my french, but fuck that bitch...

NO SOUP FOR YOU

Was it the best food you ever had?

Yeah but you tell people straight up, not say your food is on the way and three hours later say nope it just grew wings and flew out the door, but we’ll remake it, whoops, kitchen’s closed a few more hours later.

yes

Coming this Summer...

That’s funny, I know I used to get phone calls for a video store Quentin Tarantino worked at after his appearance on the Tonight Show promoting Reservoir Dogs. It was a few blocks from my house and one number off.

Unfortunately you’re right, but yeah you have to keep it in there with the call the next afternoon. That really was the cherry on the sundae of that story. It was good enough that they just told them the kitchen’s closed after a few hours.

THIS...

I just can’t even the madness that was occurring at the Chinese restaurant that day, I almost wish we had someone who was working there that day with their perspective.

These really are all WTF territory, but that last one brought me joy. I’m still trying to figure out how the food blew out the door and they just decided oh well they’re not getting food...

HAHA Well I ment like Lady and the Tramp Disney dumpster, but even better...

The sauerkraut is going to be a problem...

Son, I am disapoint

Because you visualized it, then tasted the dryness... OH MY GOD... I just thought of a winning entry for next year.... AGAGAHGAHGAHHAGHGAHAHHHH

I would put that shit on Cable, you kidding me?! “Today on You’re What’s Wrong With Your Food, Pinkham and Fahey eat Pizza KFC and see who can hold it down the longest.”

I don’t think we’re talking classy Disney dumpster either, I think we’re talking festering for 6 days in 100+ heat with a 90% chance of a dead body/ies in there...

Wise is gross as hell

AMEN! All hail roast turkey carved sandwiches though. Capriotti’s does a pretty decent thanksgiving one.