In light of Harambe’s recent demise, it might be a good time to #BringShabaniBack. There’s an usual cultural receptivity to gorilla memes at the moment, so it’s probably the best chance we’ll get to drag this joke up from the ashes. Let’s take the opportunity while we still can. #InvestigateTheHotGorillla

What’s the rent like for the NYC sewers? If the sewage real estate is too pricey, maybe I could look into a nice 10 square feet of bus shelter property. Or, alternatively, a spacious 5 square feet of subway-corner real estate, complete with a nice crack in the wall in which to store my excrement. Truly some thrilling…