That woman didn’t even bat a fucking eye at a police officer falling out of the sky. Los Santosians are hardcore!

Guys, it’s fine. If the Caps can just push the next game to a shootout, TJ Oshie will come alive and take over the series from there.

Perhaps someone else should have been.... Driving Miss Daisy.

Needs a pump. Only when a high top is completley cutting off your circulation do you know you’re ready to go out on the court and drain threes.

The kid in me likes the frosted side.

Jeter plans on making up the difference in gift baskets.

*Waves his NES Zapper around*

I’ve seen that look before.... Oh, right!

That whole clip may as well have been a fucking deleted scene from BASEketball for all I know.

That doesn’t necessarily mean he had permission to be there.

Is that Drew Magary modeling the back shaver?

Is that Drew Magary modeling the back shaver?

We’re inching closer and closer to the Mach 20 razor MadTV predicted many unfunny years ago.

We’re inching closer and closer to the Mach 20 razor MadTV predicted many unfunny years ago.

When asked for comment, Trooper Segee said his only regret is not being able to make anymore BOFA jokes down at the local VFW hall.

The producers probably just assumed they were Bills fans dressed in their nicest clothes for television.

This isn’t even a new phenomenon.

Not much dog. What’s up with you?

The full name of the panel is “Blockchain: This Changes Everything! (Or Does It?) Click here to be surprised by these 7 secrets!”

So close.

Earlier this month, NRG stadium caused a bunch of Falcons to choke.