I’m reminded of Budd Dwyer, then-treasurer of Pennsylvania, who was to be sentenced for bribery. The day before his sentencing, he held a press conference and offed himself on live television. Because he technically died in office, his wife got survivor benefits. Had he lived, there would be no pension and plenty of…

Don’t let anyone criticize you. Hitler’s death was tragic.....

counterpoint: FUCK AARON HERNANDEZ, he’s a murderer.

These are charts on motor vehicle death rates, which have nothing to do with the point you’re trying to make. In no way does it imply who is driving or is at fault.

Cue all the dipshit stick/branch/switch/whip comments.

#fakenews

Bold first inning strategy.

Hey Cypher, I thought you already left the Matrix!

Navy?

Hell yeah, bro! And fuck email too! It’s not even mail!

Ball thinks his race is clearly superior as it pertains to basketball. That is, by definition, racism. Racism is a form of prejudice and/or discrimination. Even a cursory search on it would yield that little bit of information.

I didn’t say that, shitbag, I said we caught and enslaved them. Which is what happened. Or else there’s a whole lot of people that need to quit complaining about stuff.

Ok, so he can be racist, but I can’t? Hey society, here’s your mirror.

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

Boston to Somerset to Fall River to Providence?

Years ago, I came home late one night after being out and my girlfriend asked me how the game was...

How deep in the archives did you have to dig for that photo?

And one of the best sports commercials ever.

Even a perfectly-attentive driver can’t see the pothole 5 cars ahead, or the brake lights on a car on the other side of a semi.

I mean we have 100 years of evidence that this isn’t going to happen.