I work for the VA. I am a pretty Liberal guy, but honestly this place could use a little ass kicking.

Go home Wahlberg, you’re drunk!

I member!

Member when Jim Tressel found out about kids committing violations and knowingly lied to the NCAA about it, obstructed their investigation and then played kids he knew were ineligible anyway?

I’d like to see articles with more substance, like evaluating the 100 days plan in detail, talking about China getting ready to pounce on the removal of the TPP, etc.

Hey Ashley. You realize you helped get trump elected right? Has that fact gotten through your skull? I know you aren’t bright or talented but you helped trump tremendously. Good job. You did this.

He barely got fewer votes than 2008 and 2012 (137,794 and 1,122,975; respectively).

Old people like that just won’t die.

Thomas Jefferson, sort of.

This should be the headline after every election. It doesn’t matter one bit who wins or loses.

Please switch to Romo and go one and done in the playoffs.

This is Texas. Anyone that lives in Texas deserves this financial burden.

What would have to occur for a major sports championship game to go unfinished? If the Cubs/Indians game seven had lasted five days like a Cricket match, would they just abandon the game and call it a tie? What if a pack of rabid dogs attacked and infected 75% of the players on the field?

I stole my parents’ cable company info and just access everything I want through their online account.

We live in a world that has walls, huuuuge walls, the best walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.

Spoiler Alert: I’m banging my Aunt.

Ice dragons

You really should have kept the last part off. It would make the bet more interesting for us.

That should be the new Rick-Roll.

What about Georges Niang?