kingofsarcasma
KingofSarcasma
kingofsarcasma

Pff, it’s not that RBIs are no big deal, but that they’re not the batter’s doing. The 648 Giants who get on base before Span comes up to drive them in deserve some credit too!

When he finally got a chance to bat, it was the fourth ball of the 17th over, and the West Indies were down 155-116. They would need to score 40 runs in their final 21 ball to win.

The crossover on Antonio Daniels is deserving of the #1 spot. He made him breakdance.

That’s the type of accuracy you only see in action movi...wait nevermind, Sylvester Stallone would never throw a towel.

There are plenty of health and sanitary reasons to shave and/or cut ones hair.

How? I’m invulnerable, remember?

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

Think this through.

I am 99% sure the Huskies are going to win the entire tournament.

That’s a lengthy way of saying Go Longhorns Booo Cowboys.

Why would you buy Gold for an app that doesn’t require Gold?

You didn’t need XBL to watch ESPN3, haven’t for almost 3 years now.

That’s a walk-off.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

...before Berks County deputy sheriff Terry Ely shows up and arrests Martinez-Herrera.

Teehee! He doesn’t know about the three shells!

I played beer pong with Justin Tuck in college at ND as he lived down the hall from us. He hit every cup he threw at, but he wouldn’t throw randomly - he would (1) ask who was drinking on the opposing team, (2) if you were thirsty (always) and (3) which cup you’d prefer to drink. He then hit that cup every damn time.

Ok.. point taken, I admire this lady's courgage. But if she can clip her finger nails, wear glasses to correct her defective vision and brush, bathe and wash to get rid of natural body odors; is it really all that materialistic to get rid of a little facial hair to look more feminine? she is a beautiful woman and she