For the longest time I always thought that footage was a snuff film.

This dude is going to singlehandedly make his son a pariah in every locker room.

This should probably be peer reviewed. Let me get some beer too...

Lawrence Phillips’ life and death was tragic and sad. Not Aaron’s.

These are charts on motor vehicle death rates, which have nothing to do with the point you’re trying to make. In no way does it imply who is driving or is at fault.

Shorter, yes. Smaller, no.

More to the point of the story, there has really only ever been one player that has successfully launched his own brand.

Definitely not broke.

Cue all the dipshit stick/branch/switch/whip comments.

“Five runs? That’s cute.”

#fakenews

al-Qaeda is (propoganda) not real, ISIS is CIA sponsored, and the Taliban keeps fucking with our opium crops.

Bold first inning strategy.

Hey Cypher, I thought you already left the Matrix!