And one of the best sports commercials ever.

Also, no running out of bounds?

This picture was taken from the interior dash cam just before the accident:

My step-mother, who never played football, abused medication she had for lupus; which ultimately led to her development of ALS.

Correlation does not equal causation.

Also of note; commas save lives.

You could care less, but you choose not to.

Why not?

That’s a great joke. There’s no fat on that joke. You need every part of that tweet for it to work. He shouldn’t have to apologize.

Is it Janie or Jeanie?

Race is a social concept, so you can ultimately decide what you want to be.

Super Bowl winning quarterback or a guy that sounds like a mumbling stroke victim.

I feel ya man. This shit sucks.

When asked about how she feels about achieving the milestone, she said she was plum surprised.

You should read up on Woodrow Wilson.

Read your opening paragraph then read the tweet.

Fah-Q.

I think it says more about you.