I don’t what’s worse—old white men or old white women. I wish hag(s) like this would just die.

Nobody is real. They are all within the mind of one person. Anything is possible.

Fuck off. This isn’t an issue of race, even though that’s the easiest way people like you can frame the narrative.

I member!

Has there ever been a point where arguing with the ref overturned a call? I don’t really think so, but I’ll resign myself to the fact that maybe it plants a seed in a refs head to look out for things. Which, ok, fine.

Or the video games they play?!

Actually all women should be scared considering who’s potentially being put in charge of Health. So I don’t think that fear is unfounded at all.

Photographer: “Show me...Show me your thoughts on Isiah Thomas feeling he should be a part of the Dream Team...”

You mean like the sprinkling of current college football and basketball players named Shaq?

That is an absolute myth.

I own a 2006 BMW 330xi. Last week I drove up to Boston and back to DC (second time in the last few months). Putting roughly 1,000 miles on the car each time. It now has 149,000+. I haven’t had any maintenance performed on it.

Spot on.

People in every city in every country are always walking around with bags of varying size and weight. Nobody ever notices or questions it, let alone bothers to help if they’re struggling.

There’s no profit in ethics!

I’d like for you to deliver my eulogy, because that joke killed me.

Fuck you Gumby!

It’s not a popular!

Isn’t Ballroom dancing what Matt Leinert coasted on his senior year?

...just secured the team’s first conference title game appearance since 2001...

Shoot girl, if you need to hit yo numbas just get dat car right dhere and get you some tickets, namsayin.