I member!

Everyone has a universal port in the back too.

Or the video games they play?!

Actually all women should be scared considering who’s potentially being put in charge of Health. So I don’t think that fear is unfounded at all.

Photographer: “Show me...Show me your thoughts on Isiah Thomas feeling he should be a part of the Dream Team...”

You mean like the sprinkling of current college football and basketball players named Shaq?

That is an absolute myth.

Yeah, but has a guy in a German accent mocked you while doing it?

I own a 2006 BMW 330xi. Last week I drove up to Boston and back to DC (second time in the last few months). Putting roughly 1,000 miles on the car each time. It now has 149,000+. I haven’t had any maintenance performed on it.

Congrats for revealing your SJW sensitivity.

You and everyone that takes comments seriously on the internet are weird.

Congrats PC, Social Justice Warriors! You finally got Hollywood to put more black lego characters on screen!

Spot on.

People in every city in every country are always walking around with bags of varying size and weight. Nobody ever notices or questions it, let alone bothers to help if they’re struggling.

There’s no profit in ethics!

It’s improv, not method.

You said it first. I was thinking Rickman too.

I’d like for you to deliver my eulogy, because that joke killed me.

Fuck you Gumby!

It’s not a popular!