Thomas Jefferson, sort of.

Over 62% of Brazilians are of European lineage, they are essentially the South American version of our country, so yes, the majority are in fact white.

This is Texas. Anyone that lives in Texas deserves this financial burden.

What would have to occur for a major sports championship game to go unfinished? If the Cubs/Indians game seven had lasted five days like a Cricket match, would they just abandon the game and call it a tie? What if a pack of rabid dogs attacked and infected 75% of the players on the field?

We live in a world that has walls, huuuuge walls, the best walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.

Spoiler Alert: I’m banging my Aunt.

You really should have kept the last part off. It would make the bet more interesting for us.

That should be the new Rick-Roll.

Sunny and 69 Degrees, bro.

What about Georges Niang?

GYM RAT...er SHRIMP

Fixed it!

If that’s “playing football” then why am I not in the California High School Football Hall of Fame?

Bernard Berrian.

Everything up until 1920 was the Deadball Era. So that really puts what those other guys did into perspective.

That’s not the robot you’re looking for...

Which Pacino role is the Pacinoiest? I’d go deep-cut and say that Alphonse “Big Boy” Caprice from Dick Tracy is where we find Peak Pacino.

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