Thomas Jefferson, sort of.

Bullshit.

Over 62% of Brazilians are of European lineage, they are essentially the South American version of our country, so yes, the majority are in fact white.

This is Texas. Anyone that lives in Texas deserves this financial burden.

What would have to occur for a major sports championship game to go unfinished? If the Cubs/Indians game seven had lasted five days like a Cricket match, would they just abandon the game and call it a tie? What if a pack of rabid dogs attacked and infected 75% of the players on the field?

There is a scene in “Kung Fu Hustle” that is hilarious. The entire movie is in Chinese but when the baker is dying he grabs the landlord and says “What are you prepared to do!”

We live in a world that has walls, huuuuge walls, the best walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.

Butters has been doing this for a while now.

Spoiler Alert: I’m banging my Aunt.

You really should have kept the last part off. It would make the bet more interesting for us.

It takes, at best, 45 minutes to go 15 miles in the DMV* Metro area.

That should be the new Rick-Roll.

So they could have made this with a internet capable connection, sold it for the same price, given you a handful of games for free, and then provided a means for you to purchase more games; but they chose not to.

Sunny and 69 Degrees, bro.

You’re not part of the 1%.

What about Georges Niang?

GYM RAT...er SHRIMP

Fixed it!

If that’s “playing football” then why am I not in the California High School Football Hall of Fame?

Bernard Berrian.