You know what that means...

Asian kid that says, “nigga”.

The Jaguars took a punter before Russell Wilson. That worked out.

And Uber is partly responsible for that medallion number dropping 20% since 2013. I think it’s around $850k now. Pocket change for an immigrant cab driver, amirite?!

Don’t drink and Deadspin.

It was Suh. It absolutely was malicious.

I think it only comes in automatic.

So hetero sex with 30 year-old women to lower my odds.

Julio Jones could have been flagged for how he got his release on the press coverage. The refs swallowed their whistles and let them play.

Paul Allen’s yacht: Octopus(sy)

I hate you for bringing such joy on a stupid joke.

It’s an allegorical myth, just like Tebow being a professional baseball player.

Talk about burying the lede...

+1 Level up on Donkey Kong Suh

0-6!