The Jaguars took a punter before Russell Wilson. That worked out.

Don’t drink and Deadspin.

It was Suh. It absolutely was malicious.

I think it only comes in automatic.

Julio Jones could have been flagged for how he got his release on the press coverage. The refs swallowed their whistles and let them play.

Paul Allen’s yacht: Octopus(sy)

I hate you for bringing such joy on a stupid joke.

It’s an allegorical myth, just like Tebow being a professional baseball player.

+1 Level up on Donkey Kong Suh

0-6!

His comment makes sense. I watched the video. I didn’t see a pass interference.

Booz Allen is a multi billion dollar company. I make $100k and have $50k in student debt. Fair, right?

I’m pretty sure Dusty Baker moonlights for WMATA. It’s a microcosm of how things are managed around here.

Hitting the kids isn’t certain death for them. So what if they grow up with permanent limps or paralysis. They’re alive aren’t they?

How will the NFL enforce the new rule, “if a player engages in actions that are suggestive of robotic movements and operating capabilities...” when actual robots start playing football?

This meme really needs to get rolling.

Flowers in the attack.

You gotta visit the troll polls to get the boy’s soul.

Pretty sure Steve Young is still getting paid for that failure too.

But they were spared having to answer if they ever used hook-up apps like Tinder or Bumble, with the judge scolding Baute: “Counsel, that is inappropriate.”