9. Vomiting because someone else previously vomited.

Did anybody see the fight tonight?

God wins with a 74th round knockout.

Welp, that’s one less Muslim for Trump to worry about.

That’s original.

You’re right.

399,312 games since 1876 (this only includes current MLB teams). I just had to figure this one out.

I always love it when people with no statistical background find the numbers they’re looking for.

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Easy to achieve when nobody pitches to you.

Drew, you have to separate out the football announcers. Pro guys suck, College guys don’t suck as much. I’ll take any game Brent Musburger and/or Gus Johnson are calling.

So Bryce kicked the door.

It’s moments like this that serve as a real gut check to the decisions he made.

Joanna Harper is a transgender medical physicist at Providence Portland Medical Center in Oregon...

Total looser!

+1 D’oh (in the wind)

His mom was a pretty groovy chick, and a demon in the sack.

Shut the fuck up with your headline. Two horses died in the first four races. It sucks, but oh well. The races didn’t kill them.

Leftie Loosie: Pray to Play the Gay Away

I’ve dealt with Seborrheic Dermatitis a bit and have found, for me, the following system works wonders when I take my morning showers: