I get my religions confused—but shouldn't she be stoned, beheaded, and/or ‘drawn and quartered’ for crossdressing and getting mouthy?

Yes.

There are plenty of health and sanitary reasons to shave and/or cut ones hair.

Rugby is way too low on that list.

Forget about being in water, go try and stomp a windshield in and see how that works out. Doing it from the inside it practically pops right off.

It’s the new normal.

So an internship?

Hopefully they’ll just keep moving the kickoff spot and touchback spot closer to each other.

RGIII will never be as “productive” as Seneca Wallace.

So is there something wrong with his son? Does he have some sort of disability? Why does he need to be there? Did the hazing get out of hand?

That’s a walk-off.

...before Berks County deputy sheriff Terry Ely shows up and arrests Martinez-Herrera.

I get levity, but maybe making a reference to a Baylor Basketball player losing his life isn’t exactly the best way to go about celebrating this highlight.

The biggest hold-up appears to be the current weakness of the Canadian dollar, which has perked back up in recent weeks but hovers near its lowest exchange rate—$0.75 USD—in more than a decade, and would take a chunk out of the profitability of any Canadian team.

This is why you don’t feed your pets after midnight.

That’s a clown ball, bro.

You just described Russell Wilson.

I don’t sleep. I wait.

So are we allowed to just post flyers and accuse someone of rape?