So an internship?

Hopefully they’ll just keep moving the kickoff spot and touchback spot closer to each other.

Agreed.

Rock-Chalk-Jay-Hawk

RGIII will never be as “productive” as Seneca Wallace.

Because you can’t buy cars in bulk like it’s at a Costco?

So is there something wrong with his son? Does he have some sort of disability? Why does he need to be there? Did the hazing get out of hand?

Brett’s death is so terrible even the cat is horrified.

Something really cool.

And this is how programmers will be able to design personalities into robots like TARS and CASE.

That’s a walk-off.

...before Berks County deputy sheriff Terry Ely shows up and arrests Martinez-Herrera.

I get levity, but maybe making a reference to a Baylor Basketball player losing his life isn’t exactly the best way to go about celebrating this highlight.

Jon Snow?

The biggest hold-up appears to be the current weakness of the Canadian dollar, which has perked back up in recent weeks but hovers near its lowest exchange rate—$0.75 USD—in more than a decade, and would take a chunk out of the profitability of any Canadian team.

This is why you don’t feed your pets after midnight.

That’s a clown ball, bro.

You just described Russell Wilson.

Cersei goes to trial by combat. The Hound defeats the Mountain. Cersei no more, Jaime hopelessly lost and confused.

I don’t sleep. I wait.