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You just ruined this position for me.
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But why post the video?
He focused his famously two-colored eyes on me...
What if, instead of kicking the ball, the punter threw the ball, Hail Mary-style, toward the kick returner?
5. Grape. Artificial grape flavor is so consistent. If I eat Welch’s grape fruit snacks and then wash it down with Welch’s soda, I get the same flavor profile! IT’S A MODERN MIRACLE.
As a white male, I see nothing wrong with this.
It has nothing to do with the ten vote limit. If anything, it should be ten vote mandatory. There was a writer that only put Griffey and Kent on his ballot.
Missed opportunity with a “Fuck the Police” joke.
Seattle has been playing Moneyball for the last six years. This isn’t new.
1. TCU is in Texas, where people hand out blank checks to just about any football coach. Beacuse, football—and Texas!
That’s right folks—when you die, your bones don’t stay with you and relatively intact while decomposing, they will spontaneously separate and be scattered throughout the world so that one day people will find them and arbitrarily piece them back together.
+1 M&M
What’s next?
We all know Manning did it, we just don’t care.
I’m sorry, how was he wrong about Amy Schumer?