I just can’t believe the Earth is only 135 years old. If only the planet was older we might be able to see other peaks and valleys in temperature change.

But why post the video?

It’s not by choice—everybody is still in line at the DMV trying to get a license!

He focused his famously two-colored eyes on me...

Here come the PC police again!

Hans Gruber to God: “What idiot put you in charge?”

What if, instead of kicking the ball, the punter threw the ball, Hail Mary-style, toward the kick returner?

5. Grape. Artificial grape flavor is so consistent. If I eat Welch’s grape fruit snacks and then wash it down with Welch’s soda, I get the same flavor profile! IT’S A MODERN MIRACLE.

What island is this in the Atlantic Ocean? Interesting how its hazard level is very similar to South Carolina.

As a white male, I see nothing wrong with this.

It has nothing to do with the ten vote limit. If anything, it should be ten vote mandatory. There was a writer that only put Griffey and Kent on his ballot.

Missed opportunity with a “Fuck the Police” joke.

Seattle has been playing Moneyball for the last six years. This isn’t new.

1. TCU is in Texas, where people hand out blank checks to just about any football coach. Beacuse, football—and Texas!

That’s right folks—when you die, your bones don’t stay with you and relatively intact while decomposing, they will spontaneously separate and be scattered throughout the world so that one day people will find them and arbitrarily piece them back together.

+1 M&M

Is Finn, Han Solo’s son?

Finn/Rey = Will Turner/Elizabeth Swann

Kylo Ren is no more Rey’s “teacher” in this movie, than I am your “math teacher”.

What’s next?