Is this what my girlfriend meant when she said I could “play the back nine?”
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Obviously goes without saying that the over-saturation of social media, selfies, etc. wasn’t around in 2001—that right there is more than enough material for them to work with.
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They’re doing it wrong.
Christmas needs to be a floating holiday like Thanksgiving. At it’s earliest it will fall on the 22nd, and latest the 28th. Imagine that final week—Off on the 27th (Christmas Eve), 28th, 29th (nobody is going to work), then off on Monday and Tuesday (1st & 2nd).
You want to learn your history? Why don’t you read about Jack Trice. The lack of pads had nothing to do with his death.
Nobody is dying playing rugby.
...I did not have a costume, so I borrowed a ski mask from my neighbor and jumped in the Uber...
Stop trying to make soccer “a thing” on Deadspin.
Rugby players play fast and still tackle by wrapping up and not launching (a penalty) and just throwing elbows and shoulders into people (also a penalty)—especially the head (another penalty).
Lookout for those Ohiowa State Bucklones!
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Classic.
Is “Emmitt Smith’s Lock Of The Week!”racist?
Thin the herd.
611,000 people died of heart disease last year, but that’s just generally accepted right?
1,000,000 kids play football. Your stat is distorted.
According to the National Federation of State High School Associations, in 2013-2014: 1,093,234 students were playing 11-man football.
They’ve now played 49 Super Bowls without ever having the home team play in their own stadium. I realize they’ve had a few close calls (San Francisco played a Super Bowl at Stanford; the L.A. Rams played a Super Bowl at the Rose Bowl), and Super Bowls haven’t always been played in NFL stadiums, yada yada yada. But…
What’s with the music? Is this how Icelandic people actually court and apply mating rituals?
Security would not allow this fucking dipshit through the front gate. He again parked his vehicle and entered the property on foot. Motherfucker informed me he made contact with this fucking dipshit on the property and was escorting this fucking dipshit to retrieve his phone, at which time dipshit told this…
Nothing worse than scouring around a floor for shreds of Reese’s or Hershey Kiss foil.