If a person ever recommends “Scarface” the relationship is over at that point.

Commie.

Steve Smith will always remind me of Henery Hawk from the Merrie Melodies series with Foghorn Leghorn.

Who’s Matt Hasselbeck?

At least he showed enough restraint to not say, “Asian women.”

Al Davis is the reason gingers have no soul.

Yes. There is something wrong.

...it’s a safe and bipartisan bet the ban on patriotism-as-propaganda will be intact.

Just tell everyone you didn’t mean it.

UMD should just say that they’re sore-y.

6. Rugby is easy...oh wait...

At this point, it’s time to start removing the helmets. It’ll work itself out after that. Or maybe go back to leather ones or scrum caps.

No, they wouldn’t. If defenders would attempt to wrap in that situation they have a much easier time bailing because you can only get so low when making an actual effort to wrap up. Other than that, you’re just diving at somebody and in no way attempting to tackle.

These Texas football players are getting more and more creative in going after the refs.

From the context of the post alone you can eliminate every white guy.

When will Russell Wilson end his closet holdout?

Ever.