From the context of the post alone you can eliminate every white guy.

When will Russell Wilson end his closet holdout?

Ever.

Our grid is not on the grid.

Think about the Target hacking scandal or computer freeze-outs at work. Ever think about why that doesn’t seem to apply to regular ol’ stoplights? Given how shitty our infrastructure is, you’d think we’d hear tons of stories in the news about a group of stoplights at some intersection showing green simultaneously,…

I like how you took a lazy played out joke and added a new twist to it.

It’s not ideal, but it’s also not fixable.

The problem isn’t the game, the game in and of itself is compelling and the ultimate chess match. The problem is the “TV timeouts”-advertising, beer, viagra, pizza...

Women have smaller brains and can’t handle the complex world of greenlighting a project—unless that project is breakfast.

One out of eight people in that room is black—or 12.5%.

You’re a hack.

It is hard to roast a team about how much they suck when they actually suck.

Since they’re so desperate on defense you think they would just hand him the job.

And this was the best comment you could come up with?

This is the universe I choose to live in.

Andy:

Now it all makes sense why the Patriots called a pass play for the Seahawks.

If you’re scoring at home: