Wake up sheeple!

It should know what I’m going to press before I press it.

It is hard to roast a team about how much they suck when they actually suck.

I know all of that. I didn’t really clarify what I was referencing.

What do you mean “commercial”?

Since they’re so desperate on defense you think they would just hand him the job.

And this was the best comment you could come up with?

This is the universe I choose to live in.

Andy:

Now it all makes sense why the Patriots called a pass play for the Seahawks.

If you’re scoring at home:

We all know that Captain Kirk was a real Wildcat.

She’s a real Wildcat.

Oh cum on!

Everything in moderation, including moderation. But not in Texas.

Token.

Thanks for the failed attempt at educating me.

If Under the Skin can be made, I’m pretty sure Jack Glass is possible too.

I’m honored?

Pretty sure the age range on this is supposed to be: 9 - 44