Is this some sort of satire that I’m not getting?

That tends to be my biggest turn-off for MOOCs—the lecturers voice and presentation.

“the obscenity of watching young men ruin themselves running headlong into each other;”

Like, if you grew up an Alabama fan (LOL you fucking hick) and then went to school at Northwestern, I think it’s fine to like both teams.

Are you saying Tom Brady gave a deflated ball to Russell Wilson?

Chris Christie has no chance to become President SPECIFICALLY because he’s a bandwagoning fat fuck who likes this team.

Is this what Ben Affleck co-wrote?

Maybe we’ve had it wrong this whole time.

Is RGIII trying to tell us he has no heart?

Bravo. +1

but also, she was 11 when you were 18!

How long have you been holding onto that one?

The robots are clad in layers of foam so players tackling them don’t risk injury...

Seahawks’ references in 3, 2, 1...

Who cares about the cars or hat—That other guy was wearing Robert Graham!

Can I get a fuck you?

*** The Cardinals suck because deep down 90 percent of our fans are really fans of other teams. Like at the 2009 NFC Championship game when some “hardcore” Cardinals fans who sat near us for years showed up with Eagles jerseys on, or the scene from last year in the photo below. (We were playing the 49ers.)

Did they remix The Terminator 2 pounding drum beat in there?

This reminds me of that Greek tragedy when Paris was riding his Segue and lost control.