Is this some sort of satire that I’m not getting?

“the obscenity of watching young men ruin themselves running headlong into each other;”

Like, if you grew up an Alabama fan (LOL you fucking hick) and then went to school at Northwestern, I think it’s fine to like both teams.

Are you saying Tom Brady gave a deflated ball to Russell Wilson?

Chris Christie has no chance to become President SPECIFICALLY because he’s a bandwagoning fat fuck who likes this team.

Is this what Ben Affleck co-wrote?

Maybe we’ve had it wrong this whole time.

Is RGIII trying to tell us he has no heart?

Bravo. +1

but also, she was 11 when you were 18!

How long have you been holding onto that one?

Seahawks’ references in 3, 2, 1...

Who cares about the cars or hat—That other guy was wearing Robert Graham!

*** The Cardinals suck because deep down 90 percent of our fans are really fans of other teams. Like at the 2009 NFC Championship game when some “hardcore” Cardinals fans who sat near us for years showed up with Eagles jerseys on, or the scene from last year in the photo below. (We were playing the 49ers.)

This reminds me of that Greek tragedy when Paris was riding his Segue and lost control.

This is what actually fascinates me about this guy. He truly buys into and believes in everything he says or does.

Don’t.

I’m going to file this under:

You clearly have no clue how practice is run in football.

This is great. It to me validates Gruden not wanting him there by actually mentioning he had a concussion. Any coach that wants to protect their quarterback from the negative attention concussions draw and all the protocols in place, would couch it as the original diagnosis of a “stinger”.