Hold on Adobe, let me go grab a kleenex while I google ways to cope with your plight..

This is what actually fascinates me about this guy. He truly buys into and believes in everything he says or does.

What was so great about this movie, overall?

The original is painful to watch.

The best part is everyone basically saying, “fuck it—I’m outta here!” and turning around.

They’ll probably age her up even more like they did to Diane Lane for Man of Steel.

Pretty sure that 1 shilling in 1904 is worth about £40 today.

Don’t.

I’m going to file this under:

You clearly have no clue how practice is run in football.

This is great. It to me validates Gruden not wanting him there by actually mentioning he had a concussion. Any coach that wants to protect their quarterback from the negative attention concussions draw and all the protocols in place, would couch it as the original diagnosis of a “stinger”.

Another thing to the Andy Reid portfolio:

What does a 15 year old from Iowa really know about, Deez Nuts?

What is the minimum amount to give to a homeless person when doing so?

We are lions, you are the Wilda friekin beast we eat for breakfast.

This video was perfect. Perfect in every way.

No Guitar Hero?!

Because you already know that “Jack” is Tyler Durden, or vice versa. So the ending wasn’t a surprise. Which to me would make the ending of a film iconic—the element of surprise.

Monica Bellucci is the Bond Girl, that’s really all you had to mention in that forecast.