D’Haquille

I am SO not a raper!

He does have a punchable face though.

“Cleveland sounds like a terrible place.”

This season of Ballers just got interesting.

That image is from the final episode of season 19 (1994), Hartman’s last season, in which the cast sang “So Long, Farewell.” Hartman died in 1998.

I shoot raw eggs for breakfast. Have done it drunk on many occasion. As long as the yolk isn’t leaking you’re in the clear—that’s the part that gags people. Other than that, egg white has no taste.

What is best in cocktail parties?

We are TONE DEAF!

At least they didn’t go with the original intro:

If you can’t read the signs, you have no reason being on the base paths.

“...motherfucker...”

This is just like rugby. The kicker has to put everyone onside. If there were more rugby style rules in football (especially with the kicking game) it could get interesting.

Another story of a victim of police brutality! http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/0…

How about Lou Pinella Meltdowns...

If you really want to help soccer’s cause then refer to it as such, not football.

I’ve got a coworker named “Dan.” We’ve worked together in the same office for about 15 years. He’s a good guy, but we really don’t hang out together after work or anything.

Let’s say Netflix introduces a new app that allows you to watch a movie you’ve already seen, but it wipes your memory so it feels like this is the first time you’ve ever seen it and you can be completely surprised by whatever happens. Which film do you “see” first? I would go with The Sixth Sense, which I saw already…

I got into an argument about best cartoon duo with my friend. I say Beavis and Butthead are the best cartoon duo. He says that Chip and Dale (those stupid chipmunks) are better.