How about Lou Pinella Meltdowns...

If you really want to help soccer’s cause then refer to it as such, not football.

I’ve got a coworker named “Dan.” We’ve worked together in the same office for about 15 years. He’s a good guy, but we really don’t hang out together after work or anything.

Let’s say Netflix introduces a new app that allows you to watch a movie you’ve already seen, but it wipes your memory so it feels like this is the first time you’ve ever seen it and you can be completely surprised by whatever happens. Which film do you “see” first? I would go with The Sixth Sense, which I saw already…

I got into an argument about best cartoon duo with my friend. I say Beavis and Butthead are the best cartoon duo. He says that Chip and Dale (those stupid chipmunks) are better.

Back in ‘07 I was living in Chicago. The Giants came to town and Bonds was inching closer to Aaron. In the bleachers a chorus of boos rained down on Barry as he approached the box, then the majority of people turned their backs during his at-bats. They got the best view as Bonds crushed a pitch onto Sheffield. A few…

No wonder it took so long for Ichiro to get the opportunity to play in the Majors.

...Alabama running backs are the Oregon quarterbacks of running backs.

Safeco Field serves a lot of the Washington IPAs—and I’m not just talking session IPAs. I think dollar per ABV might have been a interesting measure.

Pooping at work survey:

Why don’t you go join Tommy and Max and resign. This is biggest piece of shit write-up I’ve seen on here.

There are obvious mileage restrictions to leasing. So it depends on what you use it for. Unless it’s work related, then your company would cover most, if not, all of it.

Increase the savings and go full throttle until you’re 40-45 and retire and do something you really want to do for yourself. Stop listening to people telling you to be safe, back-off, “enjoy life”, and retire comfortably when you’re 65.

His stride is longer than his height. I thought this hip issue was brought up years ago. Either way, it sucks, but not surprised.

I hate that so much. He did the same shit when he won the Masters over easter back in 2007.

Home Plate umpire Bill Miller is right-eye dominant. Meaning pitches (Outside to lefties - to his left RH batter box) will be called strikes more often then they should. Either way, he was consistent with both pitchers.

That’s basically what Jordan did for years.

They sign on for that when they join the player’s union.

Any guy with the name Jamie has probably bunched their sister’s mox.

This is great. So now I finally have to ask—What was ground zero for these Emmitt Smith?