They sign on for that when they join the player’s union.

Any guy with the name Jamie has probably bunched their sister’s mox.

This is great. So now I finally have to ask—What was ground zero for these Emmitt Smith?

You said athletes, but all I see are mostly grass fairies.

It’s not like nobody has ever played with an amputated finger before.

Beat me to it.

A major-league pitcher finishes the season with the exact same stats as 2014 Clayton Kershaw except for win-loss record. Due to a combination of horrific run support and horrific luck, his record is 0-20. Does he win the Cy Young Award?

What’s up with men calling each other “Buddy”? It’s kind of condescending.

When Lou Pinella was coaching Tampa Bay he would start his relievers for a few innings before his regular starters.

Last?!

Still not as impressive as Richie Tenenbaum’s meltdown vs Gandhi

Why do we keep celebrating this kind of game calling like it’s something great? This sucks. Kill the mic and let the cheers of the crowd take over.

You’ll never make tenure reading all replies and then commenting to give a grade.

You’re being a bacists!

I live in an apartment. Sometimes the train has only six cars, other times it has eight. I would take the bus, but they don’t have wifi.

That’s because Canada doesn’t care about hockey.

COUNTERZING:

You mean the throat? Stuff only passes through on its way to the stomach. So it is kind of a deadzone.

3M is currently trading at 154.98 and it’s top three executives are all male. They have very little to do with soccer, other than providing office products that will eventually go to waste—when soccer does.

About as insatiable as an appetite for those that keep feeding trolls. Nom, nom, nom!