Great breakaway. I found the broadcast video of this guy on the field

I’m a feminist and anyone who body shames any women should be have their fat asses killed.

I’m old enough to remember the movie “Overboard”, I don’t care enough about the intricacies of Hollywood relationships. I have other shit to do.

Being completely honest here...

“swing at everything and try to hit the ball really damn hard.”

This sounds like the response a gay man would give. Maybe something got lost in translation.

I’m not a lawyer, but I have been to Tennessee—and I’m shocked I’m not shocked that you’re shocked about your peers being shocked or not shocked.

What the hell is that Netherlands’ player doing dodging out of the way?! Are you telling me she’s never taken balls to the face?

Top Ten Transgender Quarterbacks:

In general, I don’t like that kickoffs and punts have disparate rules regarding a live ball. If a punt goes 10 yards, it should be live. Then you’d have your onside punting. That would give me a boner.

They are who we thought they were!

My one “Yes, that!” moment throughout this video was the brief bit about, “Barthelona.”

That interview was probably more awkward than any interaction she has with a random stranger on the street.

They should try something more subtle like, “(Insert European Country) Heritage Night”

I blame the Joker for the delay:

Leave it to Chicago to develop a new superstition about Championships.

How fast do you think a pitcher could pitch if he was throwing from the bed of a moving pickup truck?

Apropos...

The scream/yelp right before impact—that was a nice touch.

...But it did disprove once and for all the idea that Littlefinger is a brilliant mastermind...