Padres?

After recording the traits of their ideal partners, speed-daters agreed to go on dates with people who are very much unlike the ideal partner they described. After recording the traits of their ideal partners, speed-daters involved in this study then agreed to go on dates with people who were very much unlike the…

Which is the exact opposite of what Ceres Cafe in Chicago at the Board of Trade does. The “soda can special” is your choice of alcohol filled to the top of a tumbler glass with a side can of coke.

Do you think the Dragon in the Bhutan flag is spinning Baoding balls in its large talons?

Refills.

That’s right—If you can’t figure out a way to solve a problem just create a penalty or fine system.

We all know Def Leppard made that song first.

Someone hide Erin Andrews.

I might have been about six or seven years old and wasn’t really allowed to drink soda. One day, I asked if I could have a drink of my dad’s Coke.

Dependents/Allowances. Potato/Tomato. You meant what I knew.

He’s trying to save their souls, by putting out the soul catcher flames.

Little do they know, the hair is used as a soul catcher.

Nope.

Nope. I do it every year. I owe what I owe, which is less than I would have paid—which is why you get a tax return. It’s the illusion of a benefit. Penalties and interest are only incurred after payments are due when it’s determined you owe taxes.

YTD Federal Income Tax. Goodness.

I was hoping for Andy Kaufman to reappear—Jim Carrey coming out as Andy Kaufman would have been epic.

Is his name pronounced Lesbo?

There is nothing wrong with the stories. I’m glad it goes against the books narrative. Now all the GoT nerds can stop telling everyone what happens next. Some episodes are fillers, and that’s fine. You want to make an omelet, you gotta crack a few eggs.