It took me over an hour to read this. What were you talking about?

3b), 6b) Stand sideways. Do not stand facing the direction of or opposite of travel. It's easier to balance. Work your sea legs. Don't lock your knees.

Nice of that one guy to at least put the hat back on his head.

No murder weapon, no witnesses, and no motive. Let’s not forget this is the same state that executed a woman for being a Quacker.

This just in: Roger Goodell has suspended Aaron Hernandez for the first two games of next season and fined him $25,000.

I don’t know, but this trial was supposed to be the easier of the two for him.

Why do you insist on using the IRL acronym?

Just plant “The Bean” there and let it grow it’s own building.

Sounds like Lawrence wasn’t the only one who needed a hug as a child.

You mean Stewie and Brian.

I can't wait to see all the crazy adventures Stewie and Brian go on this season. So glad they are teamed up together.

People still acknowledge that SEC fan boy site?

They sell these “experiences” on groupon.

Topper.

So Dove is garbage because you're using it wrong? Got it.

This is like a guy who goes to the strip club every night, then decides to go to a regular club only to discover—these chicks won’t talk to me, and they don’t know how to dance.

I know of a few ways to prevent being killed by a cop. Don't be confrontational, don't carry a gun, and don't run. Shut the fuck up and listen to instructions.

Never forget—MJ2012.

Bo don’t know humility.