Sounds like Lawrence wasn’t the only one who needed a hug as a child.

People still acknowledge that SEC fan boy site?

They sell these “experiences” on groupon.

Topper.

So Dove is garbage because you're using it wrong? Got it.

This is like a guy who goes to the strip club every night, then decides to go to a regular club only to discover—these chicks won’t talk to me, and they don’t know how to dance.

I know of a few ways to prevent being killed by a cop. Don't be confrontational, don't carry a gun, and don't run. Shut the fuck up and listen to instructions.

Never forget—MJ2012.

Bo don’t know humility.

There is nothing worse than the token white guy that gets TOO much props from all the brothas on the court.

Breakin’ the Law, breakin’ the Law!

He’s fighting for the biggest, and most vulnerable, cause of his life—Daddy Issues.

“HEY! Harry Caray here, night Asian...”

Carl Lewis, we need you now more than ever.

I actually got chills and I’m not a fan of either team—unless we’re counting Barry Bonds era Pirates (I’m an apologist). I love the magic of baseball and the collective ribbing of opposing players.

If you thought Seahawks’ fans were insufferable. Just wait until the Mariners storm through the West this year.

Those are usually the final layers of my salad. Not too bad.

Full disclosure: I'm a very picky eater.

I’d like to see his arms next to Robert Turbin’s arms.