There is nothing worse than the token white guy that gets TOO much props from all the brothas on the court.

Breakin’ the Law, breakin’ the Law!

He’s fighting for the biggest, and most vulnerable, cause of his life—Daddy Issues.

“HEY! Harry Caray here, night Asian...”

Carl Lewis, we need you now more than ever.

I actually got chills and I’m not a fan of either team—unless we’re counting Barry Bonds era Pirates (I’m an apologist). I love the magic of baseball and the collective ribbing of opposing players.

If you thought Seahawks’ fans were insufferable. Just wait until the Mariners storm through the West this year.

Those are usually the final layers of my salad. Not too bad.

Full disclosure: I'm a very picky eater.

I’d like to see his arms next to Robert Turbin’s arms.

That girl’s head is too big for her body.

He mentions Butler in the same breath as Edelman to throw the scent off the racist trail. Veiled racism, is still racism.

“It would be great if more African American women looked and acted like Charlize Theron.”

I don’t think the kid is buying any of this.

Have the pitchers speeds and velocities improved? I would think so. Look at the strike out numbers.

#beastmode

Models help people...

If these are legitimate contenders for "Song of the Summer", I want it to be winter already.

After a little research—Jordy Mercer is the reason there is a random pocket of Pirates fans in Oklahoma.

He's skinny fat, like a Manning.