Those are usually the final layers of my salad. Not too bad.

Full disclosure: I'm a very picky eater.

I’d like to see his arms next to Robert Turbin’s arms.

That girl’s head is too big for her body.

He mentions Butler in the same breath as Edelman to throw the scent off the racist trail. Veiled racism, is still racism.

“It would be great if more African American women looked and acted like Charlize Theron.”

I don’t think the kid is buying any of this.

Have the pitchers speeds and velocities improved? I would think so. Look at the strike out numbers.

#beastmode

If these are legitimate contenders for "Song of the Summer", I want it to be winter already.

After a little research—Jordy Mercer is the reason there is a random pocket of Pirates fans in Oklahoma.

He's skinny fat, like a Manning.

FUDA

I feel like the #beardown was a double entendre. Maybe even unintentional, since it is a motto for both Arizona and Chicago.

Bullshit. The captain was left-handed.

Leg day, brah.

If only he was a quiet malcontent like Lynch.

I wonder if he could list all of the possible ways to score without getting on base. I guess, technically you're not on a base when you hit a homerun, but those geeks think you're on four bases. How is that even possible to be on four bases?! At the same time?! There's only three! The other one is a plate, that looks…

These guys are tame compared to the songs we sang (and pretty much every other rugby club sings) in college. None of this is new.