Are you even listening to me?

Do you like the taste of beer?

Do you like cats as pets, or do you admire them for their independence?

I went to Catholic School from K-6.* We had a Priest that opened up the gym after school, grab some balls, and would play pickup games with us.** He would squat down, with his hands holding the ball low, shoot, and put it in the hole every time.*** He was money.**** From anywhere.***** His signature move after his…

Upgrayedd!

IMHO: In my humble opinion

Girlfriend clickbait. Bullshit. He threw a rock at a woman, or at most a woman he was hanging out with. Dick move either way.

When I get sprung on someone I beat'em off too.

I thought you were supposed to have tattoos on your forearms for this pose to work.

It's tweeting like this that works its way into the auto-correct algorithm, causing my rants to make no ducking sense.

Only three likes?

Looks like Seattle CAN run it in versus New England.

Flopper.

Now he can hire his own Butler.

Safety!

This is such bullshit. There is no way that all three of these people, sitting in a car, with no driving responsibilities, aren't buried face deep in their iPhone.

I have tons of gay black friends! I just disagree with their thug lifestyle.

He was to drunk to realize that it wasn't his glass house.

Maybe Hernandez and friends should have rode their bikes to a house party, because it appears they can't handle bars.

I hope that the University and the victims are able to find some common ground.